Shyster Sauce™ will make you wish you had acquired it ex-post facto. Judicial Flavors, in its most usual modus operandi, has blended its finest barbecue with the temerity of the finest habanero peppers. This blend has been refined to avoid any charges of arson or flash burns. However, this sauce may leave the user in a state of non compos mentis, that being – not of sound mind, because of its addictive nature. LET THE BUYER BEWARE!